Rants from a sales associate (though not all are fair)

I work at a women's clothing store. So that means I pretty much fold all day, for minimum wage and a 40% discount. I'm usually put on closing shifts, and let me say that I rarely get out on time, cleaning up after everyone, especially during this summer season with the mass amount of tourists on weekends. As a result, on behalf of all managers and sales associates of clothing stores (unofficially), I would just like to let all customers know a few things.

1. You CANNOT place any of our merchandise on the floor of the changing rooms - are you fucking retarded? They are products consumers BUY, with MONEY, ergo you can refrain from throwing them onto the dirty floor you stomp on when you're done trying on the clothes. Dumbass.

2. When you are finished trying on clothes, you absolutely do NOT leave them in the goddamn changing rooms, especially if you have just finished trying on 15 tops, unless you happen to be one lazyass pig. This goes with hangers as well, for those of you that think that leaving hangers in the rooms is okay because we associates apparently don't mind leaving the hangers in there and letting it pile up through the day.

3. Does our store look like a gas stop to you? Our store is not a place for you to leave your half-consumed fraps on random shelves and counters in the store. You do know you're lucky that we are allowing you into our store with that shit, yes?

4. If we tell you we do not have it, for the love of god, we don't have it.

5. When you ask us, "do you work here?", it just makes you look like an idiot especially when we are wearing our staff tags and we happen to be organizing a certain rack of clothing. Do you seriously think a customer would be doing both of these?

6. It also makes you look like an idiot when we have to ask you not to sit on the merchandise/tables/ladders, when we have a perfect bench just few feet away.

I mean, I get it. You're shopping, it's your day off, you're on vacation, yada yada. But it seriously takes no effort at all to abide by the 6 points mentioned above. Being a customer and shopper doesn't give you the right to be a lazy asshole.